Sunday, June 9, 2013

Bat n Pad - The Online Cricket Store

Cricket. As clichéd as it may sound, It is a religion in India. Whatever be the format, there is an audience for it. Ok, to be truthful, probably Test Cricket is not the preferred format in India, but you do get what I mean. There will be scandals, losses and talks of the Sport being on the decline. But truth be said, Cricket will easily survive and is here to stay.

Being such a huge relevance in the country, It comes as quite a surprise that there is no single store or business, which has its focus solely on cricket. Yes, we do have many multi sports stores which sell cricket merchandise. This is where the idea of Bat n Pad was conceived.

We aim to target a specific audience for our goods but welcome all those love what we have to offer and wish to associate themselves to our brand. Bat n Pad is only limited to clothing retail presently but product diversification is on the cards. We aspire to cater to all your cricketing needs.


We will be launching our operations very shortly. The sales and operations in Chennai will begin first. We will be shipping to places all over India within 30 days. To stay in touch with us, to know more about us check out our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/BatNPad). And when you do it, you may as well like it.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

The Republic of Molossia - A Micronation

I have been reading quite a bit about Micronations off-late and it has been fascinating. The very idea that a few people consider themselves to be above their own nation and consider having their own country is as absurd as it is funny. So, a micronation is an entity/person that claims itself to be an indepentent nation or state, though it is not recognized by the concerned global organizations (Read United Nations). They claim sovereignty over the physical territory they exist upon and even have their own currency, flags and national anthems; all this while not being recognized as a separate nation.

There have been quite a few micronations springing up around the globe, but the one I am going to talk about here is the one which has kindled my interest the most. The Republic of Molossia. This micronation was founded by Kevin Baugh and is spread over a "monstrous" area of 1.3 acres. It consists of 1 house, i.e. Kevin's own house which doubles up as the Government house. It has its own flag and its own Time Zone. And its capital is Espera.


This “country” lies in the state of Nevada. Lying adjacent to the city of Dayton, this country consists of Kevin's house, 0.0001 acres of free land and another tiny property. It is surrounded by Nevada on all sides (quite obvious that). Apart from this piece of land, Molossia also lays claim to Vesperia, which happens to be 49,881 sq miles of land on the planet, Venus and a spot in the Pacific Ocean named Neptune Deep, which lies about 750kms southwest of Mexico. Oh Yes, You are reading it right.

This mirconation also has a fledging tourism industry. They offer you guided tours of the entire property and has micronation themed art installations to attract tourists. You should possess a valid passport though and all these tours are by prior arrangement. In case you are going to Molossia do ensure you dont carry Tobacco and Incandescent light bulbs with you. Don't ask why. Just don't do it. 

This micronation also has a website of its own. You must check it out. Or check out its wiki page to know more about it. Oh yes! did I tell you that Kevin Baugh also happens to be the President of this nation?

The President of the Republic of Molossia

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Sports Fiction - The Redemption That wasn't


 Year 2008 – India vs Australia, 5th ODI, Mumbai. Series Decider

*This match is going down to the wire. 9 required now of the last over. Sachin Tendulkar has played a lone hand for India, yet again. Can he finish things off? It will be Shiv though facing up to Brett Lee, Here we go* rung Ravi Shastri’s voice

Shiv was sweating and nervous. The manic crowd atmosphere wasn't of much help either. *Sachin, Sachin clap clap clap* echoed around the stadium. The pressure was on him to take an all important single and give Sachin, his God the strike. To make matters worse, it was his debut. He was 27 years old. A late debut for an Indian Cricketer, but he had finally made it to the big league. He had given a decent bowling performance picking up 2 wickets for 45 runs. But this was much more than he had bargained for. He had hoped the batsmen would finish the job, but no. Shiv checked on his gloves, adjusted his helmet, took a deep breath, tried to calm his anxiety and took guard.

Brett Lee was charging in. Shiv had seen this on TV before. He was used to sitting with his friends and watching in awe as Lee charged in towards the batsmen. But now, he was facing THE Brett Lee himself. No, there was no way he could do this. He backed off from the delivery at the last instance. *Sachin, Sachin* had now changed to *Booooooooo*. Shiv wasn’t sure what was going on. Sachin walked up to him, kept a hand on his shoulder and said “Don’t worry man, You will be alright. Just put bat on ball, and run. Go for it, Let’s do it for our team”. Shiv nodded meekly.

Sachin walked back to the non-striker’s end. It was only then something struck Shiv. Sachin had just told him it will be alright. SACHIN had told him. Everything had to be alright then. With a new found confidence, Shiv took guard. A charging Brett Lee now looked like a Mozart's piece in motion. It could do no harm. With each of Lee’s steps, Shiv’s confidence bolstered. Lee unleashed one of his lethal bouncers. Shiv closed his eyes, semi-ducked and semi-swayed away from the incoming ball, lifted his bat above his head, shouted “jai mata di” and wafted his bat in the air. And ran. In spite of all his theatrics, the ball had dropped just behind the stumps. He ran, Sachin ran, Lee ran, Wade dropped his keeping gloves and ran, David Warner, from point, ran.

*A Nasty bouncer from Lee, Shiv gets his bat on ball. The ball drops just behind the stumps. This could be a tight run*    

Shiv saw nothing but the non-striker’s end. He had never run this fast. For that instant, he looked like an Indian Olympic hopeful. As soon as he neared the crease, he put in an almighty dive and made it. He felt relieved, kind of elated. Sachin was going to be on strike now. 8 required of 5. Easy that. But the relief was only for a wee bit. The crowd was hushed. There were a few celebratory calls, but they sounded foreign. He checked the stumps at his end, the bails were intact. "Oh Damn, don’t tell me what I think has happened",

*That is a massive blow*

Shiv got up and turned back ever so slowly.

*Shiv, on debut, might have just cost India the match here*

The Australians were mobbing Wade and ruffling his hair.

*Sachin is gone for 97. India in deep trouble. The Australians will think this is in their hatchet. But as they always say, It aint’ over till the fat lady sings*

Yes, That man with Jersey No.10 was walking back to the pavilion. The crowd was stunned. Sachin Tendulkar was run out trying to attempt a non-existent single. Shiv, on debut, had run the Little Master out.  In Mumbai. Sachin’s home ground. He hung his head in shame. Shame was too soft a word. He was standing there at the non-striker’s end feeling like digging a ditch right beside the pitch and burying his face in it. The fat lady had sung for him. 

Year 2018- India vs Australia, Bengaluru. T20 World Cup Final

*The crowd is electric here as the match has come down to the wire. 10 required of the last over for India to lift the T20 trophy. Shiv in his final match, will it be a fairytale ending for him?*

Shiv was standing in the non-striker’s end. This was his final match. He had called it quits. He had quite an accomplished career. His batting had improved drastically since his horrific debut match and had a decent bowling record to go with it. He was India’s long impending answer to the “Who after Kapil Dev” question.

In spite of having a career which included a T20 WC win in 2016, overseas test series victories in South Africa and Australia, and 10 test match tons, It was his debut which flashed in his mind as the match approached the last over. It was 10 required of the last over again. He was donning the role of a senior batsman now. No, he was most certainly not thinking of himself as Sachin Tendulkar. That would have been criminal. Nor was the person batting along with him exactly a debutant. He had 10 matches behind him. But, somehow he felt this was similar. He felt a sense of deja vu.

India had lost that match by 7 runs due to his ineptness, and hence had lost a home ODI series. The situation was quite similar today. India needed 9 runs to get of the last over with just 2 wickets remaining. Shiv was on 32 and couldn't take a single of the last ball of the penultimate over.  Prashant was going to be on strike. He had to ensure that Prashant didn't make the same mistake. The single had to be taken first ball. Period.

The stakes were much higher here. It was the finals of a world tournament. Shiv wanted to make his exit in the grandest style possible. He wanted to hit the winning shot. He was probably being selfish, but for all that he had done for Indian Cricket he felt this was pardonable. On second thoughts, he wasn't really being selfish. Shiv facing 5 balls would win the match for India. Where is the selfish here? But this was about redemption. His debut performance had always been hurting him. He could change everything with this match, or so he felt. His mind was clouded with all these random thoughts.

The stadium was buzzing. The final was in Bengaluru. Not in his hometown. Phew! At least one thing that is not similar. He looked back at who was being given the ball. James Pattinson it was. AH! There goes another similarity. A fast bowler. Why can’t it be Glen Maxwell? Shiv met Prashant in a mid-pitch conference. “I am not gonna tell anything different. Just take a single. First 5 rounds is on me tonight”. Prashant just smiled and nodded. Shiv was confident that Prashant will do a much better job of this than he had done in THAT fateful match. He smiled to himself and went back to the non-striker’s end. Edgy, smiling and somewhat confident.

*So, here we go. Pattinson Charging in. It’s the rookie Prashant on strike. Can he sneak in a single from somewhere*

As Ravi Shastri’s voice was rumbling the television sets at home, the Bengaluru crowd was buzzing with excitement and nervousnessShastri with his clichés was right for once. Pattinson was actually charging in. Prashant looked confident, but his heart must have been thumping.

It was a bouncer. Another similarity. Prashant brought out his best hook shot. But it was only as good as getting a top-edge. Shiv bellowed “Ruuuunnnnnnnnnnn”. Prashant ran. Shiv ran. The ball flew. Wade ran. Starc ran from Deep Fine Leg and Steve Smith ran from Mid-Wicket.

*The ball has taken the top edge and this has gone really high. Three people converging. Who is going to take it?*

Shiv knew there would be no problem completing the run, but he wanted Prashant to stay with him till the end. Playing 5 balls with just 1 wicket remaining was going to be risky. Keeping one eye on the ball, Shiv ambled on to the striker’s end.

*Would you believe it? The ball has bisected the three fielders perfectly. Superb placement by Prashant. More importantly, that brings Shiv on strike. India would now feel they have one hand on the trophy already*

Yes. Prashant was safe. Somehow, none of the 3 fielder had managed to grab the ball. The run was completed quite safely in the end. 5 balls, 9 runs, 2 wickets, Shiv on strike. Shastri had got it right again; India now had one hand on the trophy. Or at least that’s what Shiv felt.

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*Shiv finishes off in style. India retains the T-20 trophy. After a humdinger of a contest, India have got the better of Australia. And it is that man Shiv again. Doing it for his team in his final match*

Shiv had done it. If there was ever a fairy-tale ending, this was it. He had slogged the 4th ball of the final over, through the mid-wicket region for 4. The match was in the kitty. The trophy was India’s. India was now the No.1 team in the world in all 3 formats. Personally, Shiv had just accomplished a perfect retirement. His career was pretty short by Indian standards. Little less than 10 years. But he had a cricketing resume that anyone would have been proud of. Hitting the winning runs in the finals of a global tournament in his retirement match was now going to be the highlight.

Shiv was letting the moment sink into him .His team-mates had mobbed him and the celebrations were on. Shiv was struck between being emotional and elated. It was a wonderful place to be in. “Not just the first five rounds, the entire party will be on me today”, Shiv thought to himself.

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"Man, why do I think so much. Shut down your freaking mind. Yes, this match is ours. Just finish it off dammit”, Shiv muttered to himself.

The Australians were taking a bit too much time to get their field right. This was the only trophy that had never adorned their extensive cabinet. They couldn't let this one slip.

Shiv took a few deep breaths. He had done this before. He had won matches for India on his own. But somehow this felt different. One, he had never done it in this kind of a tournament. Secondly, he had put himself in an undue pressure of this being his final match and all the redemption thoughts. 

*The Australians have finally managed to get their fields right. Here we go, Pattinson to Shiv. Where is Shiv gonna make this one land?”, Shastri was in his element that night. This kind of a situation was made for him*

Shiv dug his bat on the pitch. His mind was still cluttered, but he knew what he had to do here.  The fine leg was up, and he was going to scoop this. Regardless of where the ball was pitched, the ball was going up, over and between the keeper and short fine leg.

Pattinson looked menacing as he began his run-up . Prashant was in all readiness to take a cheeky single or convert the single to two. But Shiv had made up his mind; he was not going to run. The ball was going to the boundary. Pattinson in his delivery stride, Shiv made his initial movement and crouched a little. 

The ball was delivered.  145kmph. By the looks of it, It was going to be on a good length, just around the line of off-stump. Shiv made his moves, the bat now resembled a ramp and he was just waiting for the right moment to direct the ball to the boundary. The ball kissed the bat, as Shiv tried to hoick it over the keeper’s head.

*What has Shiv done here? This is disaster for India. The middle stump has gone for a walk*

The ball did not hit the meat of the bat. It did not get the elevation that it needed to. It just followed the path it was destined for and hit the middle stump at the top. The bails flew and the stump cartwheeled.

*Shiv let the pressure get to him. You got to question the shot selection here. India are now 9 down. With 9 required of 4 and the main batsman back in the hut, this should now be Australia’s game to lose*

Shiv had screwed it up again. This was everything that he feared. He had messed it up for India yet again, albeit in a completely different way. He stared away at the cartwheeling stump and sensed an elated Pattinson pass him to celebrate with the keeper. The crowd was hushed. The Indian dugout had their heads in their hands, visibly stunned. Shiv began the longest 70m walk he had ever taken/will ever take in his life. Fairy-tale endings are not as frequent as they should be. Shiv finished his career just the way he started it. Redemption was not his solace.

*But as they say, It isn't over till the fat lady sings*

Yes, few things don’t change. India had lost the match by 7 runs.  Australia had lifted the 2018 T20 World Cup.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Konaki Sumo - Japan


This post is a part of the A-Z April Challenge.

From beautiful places to Weird customs. And where better to look than Japan. Sumo is a traditional wrestling form that originated In Japan. Sumo wrestling is considered to be the national sport of Japan, Japan is also the only country where it is practiced professionally.

Give this sport a bit of a tweak, well actually a big one, and we have Konaki Sumo. Konaki or Nazikumo is a 400 year old tradition that still continues in many a Japanese temple. The biggest of these confluences takes place in April in the Sensoji Temple.

Super Baby: Leave me, Krypton needs help.
So, this is how the festival works. Two sumo wrestlers complete in their wrestling attire hold a baby each in their hands and face each other. And they wait. They wait for at least one of the babies to cry. There is a priest who usually tries to scare off the kids by waving and shouting. The wrestler holding the baby which cries first is deemed the loser. The wrestler with the most baby friendly hands and the non-fussiest baby has his hand held high in the end.  

This festival is actually the time for praying for a baby’s health. Based on a Japanese proverb “naku ko wa sodatsu”, i.e. “Crying babies grow faster”, it is believed that the louder a baby cries, the more blessings God shall shower on him or her.  So, the Sumo Wrestler holding the loudest baby might be knocked out of the competition, but the baby is a winner all the way.


Thursday, April 11, 2013

Jeita Grotto - Lebanon

This post is a part of the April A-Z Challenge.

Now that we are talking about caves, lets stick to it for sometime. From Iceland to Lebanon. And devoid of Ice. Still quite beautiful.

Located about 18 kms from the capital city of Beirut, Jeita Grotto is an extensive cave system. It is a combination of 2 different cave systems with a combined length of nearly 9 kms. These limestone caves were inhabited in prehistoric times and now attracts tourists. It is a big attraction in Lebanon owing to its stalactite formations and bright colours. This system is home to the biggest stalactite on earth.


There is also a lower cave which can be visited only by boats. The reason being it is an underground river which provides the million lebanese with fresh drinking water.

Jeita Grotto was one of the nominees for the New 7 Natural wonders of the world. It is quite obvious why it got that distinction. Lebanon is apparently not just famous for having the most beautiful girls. There is abundant natural beauty a well.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Ice Cave - Skaftafell, Iceland

This post is a part of the A-Z April Challenge

Caves are always an exciting place to visit. But if the caves are made up of ice, they become doubly exciting. And simply put, Gorgeous.

Ice caves are temporary structures that form usually at the edge of Glaciers. Iceland, as if it didn't have its share of jaw-dropping beauty already, is home to this cave that is located on the base of the Svinafellsjokull Glacier, in Skaftafell. The old ice, which could possibly be centuries old, that comes down the slope of the glacier has matured into Ice that is under high pressure and has virtually no air bubbles.

Ice Cave in Skaftafell

The lack of air leads to it absorbing almost all visible light, giving it a bluish tinge. The blue ice is visible mostly in the winters when there has been significant rainfall and the surface layer of the glacier has been washed away. The cave has a 22 foot entrance and gradually squeezes down to a mere 4 foot exit. The cave is safe to visit only in the winters as the ice then will be hard. You will hear quite a few creaky sounds anyway. Don't be scared, Its just the glacier moving.

Enough of Science behind it, just enjoy its magnificence. There are a few ice caves around the globe, but this one with its blue ice takes the cake. Iceland has become a part of the Euro-trip now.  

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Hell's Door - Turkmenistan


In one of the Tom and Jerry episodes “Heavenly Puss”, Tom is given a certificate of forgiveness and one hour to get it signed from Jerry. If he manages to do so, he will be headed to heaven. Else he would be banished to Hell, where Spike waits eagerly amidst a hot cauldron and lots of glowing coal. You would be lying if you say you did not feel sorry for Tom there. That place looked quite scary even though it was just a cartoon.

We need to be more scared now, for a place very similar to it exists on our planet Earth. Oh Yes, Hell’s door has opened in Turkmenistan. Located in the Kara-Kum desert, in the village of Derweze (Or Darwaza, i.e. door) this place has been burning for about 40 years now and bears the look of a humongous cauldron.
Spike awaits you
So, how did this Door to Hell open up? Turkmenistan has a fair share of oil fields. The Soviet Union scientists discovered substantial oil reserves in this particular site and started with the drilling. The scientists did find the natural gas they were looking for, and hence started storing it. However, Nature decided to troll the humankind and the ground beneath the drilling rig collapsed, opening up a huge crater. Though no lives were lost in this accident, Methane gas was released. This gas had the potential to be an environmental threat as well as a threat for the people in the nearby village.

Fearing the obvious, the Scientists decided to burn the gas off. This was done because extraction of the gas from deep down would have been an expensive and not the most feasible option. It was expected that the gas would burn off in a few days, but it is still burning. The reason could possibly be natural gas from nearby deposits finding its way to this reserve and fueling the fire constantly.

The sight is pretty spectacular during the nights. The glow from the fire and ember can be seen from miles away. Though It is possible to go till the edge of the of The Hell’s door, the heat from the burning carbon is so intense that one can’t stay near it for more than a couple of minutes. 

So, who’s in for a trip to Turkmenistan?